seven eight nine

This is a painful time at our house: our kids THINK they know how to tell jokes. Tonight, Jon got them going with an old standby, and then, well, you judge:

Dad: Why was six afraid of seven?
kids: I dunno
Dad: Because seven eight nine!
M: Why was 10 afraid of two?
Mom: why?
M: Because of six and seven.
Mom: That doesn't make sense.
M: Yes it does, and it's funny. Like this one: why did eight nine ten?
Mom: why?
M: Because of three.
Mom: Sweetie, the reason dad's joke is funny is because of eating, like the number seven actually ate...
M: Why did the napkin cross the road and jump over the fence?
Mom: why?
M: to get to the other side.

And it went on like this for at least ten minutes.

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